Movember: day thirteen. "Felt-Tip Pen" paraphernalia found at the participant's home.
We’re almost two weeks into Movember now and sadly, we have to announce the first case of cheating here at Singles365.com!
During a routine test, an as-yet unnamed participant was found to be using a banned, performance-enhancing substance, known as “Stabilo Fineliner”. Fineliner, often known on the street by its generic name “Felt-Tip Pen”, works by exaggerating the appearance of the moustache and creates the impression of the user being a manlier man than is actually the case.
The participant has declined to appeal the decision and will serve a three-shave suspension imposed by the International Shaving Association (OK, we made that last bit up!).
The rest of Singles365.com‘s elite team of extra-manly menfolk are continuing their efforts until the end of the month, so do feel free to sponsor us if you feel the urge.